December 2011
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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Anonymous asked: my 2011 was an awesome year because i followed you. don't you stop being adorable and amazing :) ♥
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
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impalacest:
Jensen’s pretty sure the date is a bust when the blond dude wrinkles his nose, and when Jared just shrugs and says to Jensen, with a conspiratory smile, “We Texas boys like our meat, don’t we?”, Jensen’s also pretty sure that if he was the type to randomly hook up with customers, he’d probably take Jared back to the employee bathroom and show him just how fond Jensen is of Texas...
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pezberrry:
#i think karp is just on his period
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
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Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...
foxstiel:
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mishamonkeyhats:
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armydoctorcastiel:
people-all-grow-up-to-die:
I AM CRYING
OH SWEET LORD
THIS IS THE BEST
OH MY GOD
GREATEST THING LMFAO THERE ARE TEARS.
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